Saturday, 4 August 2018

Rosemary's birthday poem


1948, 48, 8 …I have spifflicated the English language, but I hope you do APPRECIATE.
INNOVATE in 1948  …. PROCREATE! INITIATE  !  
Rosemary was born, in the country, into the HAPPY Spurdle family, mum and dad, she also had two brothers, Richard and Jim, who did both MITIGATE and INFLATE her happiness.  
1958 ACCELERATE toward schools! country and city, and Rosemary. Those teachers did EDUCATE
1968 RUMINATE IN BRISBANE
Where the famous story of the brother bought a sheep for $1.00 in order to TERMINATE it in their garage.  However, the meat inspector next door might analyse, chastise and penalize.  And CONFISCATE the beastie from the REPROBATES……So they closed the garage door!
GENIUS!
Meanwhile, Rosemary attended the University of Queensland so Syl’s father could EDUCATE. Thus she did become LITERATE and did GRADUATE in order to VETERINARIATE.
To TERMINATE her graduation, Australia she did VACATE!
Our loss, England’s gain. She plied her Vetcraft and so did educate, exterminate, operate, ligate, prescribe, imbibe, euthanise, surprise and CASTRATE to stop the FORNICATE, or MATE.
And MATE speaking of Chris Twidle……Was it FATE?    no DEBATE.     
In faraway England their nuptuals they did CONSECRATE.
And in Congestone, they settled. Whereupon Chris did UN-DILAPIDATE and RENOVATE a wee dwelling on Poplar Terrace.
Then Rosey did DUPLICATE herself and Heather was born. A late primavera if ever there was one. And then Andrew was born…..to COMPLICATE
1978 MIGRATE TO AUSTRALIA was the order of the day.
They bought a house in Morningside, from an Organ Grinder. And Chris began to RENOVATE and UN-DILAPIDATE. With Andrew in a supervisory role.
1988 Met up with the Lears and our sons did RECIPROCATE.  We had easy Sunday night meals together. Then Elizabeth upped the Anti. Meanwhile the walks, together with Deanne, we had in Bulimba before coffee at OTHELLO’S did EXHILARATE
1998 Regular visits back to the UK would DISCOMBOBULATE Rosemary. For a start, two summers each year. Crazy! Even though intriguing in-laws and children would ACCOMMODATE, there were also boats and Vans to NEGOTIATE. And with the Lears, from time to time, and Deanne, for a year did try to INVESTIGATE exciting foreign places.
For her new career, Rosemary did RELOCATE to TAFE she did her best to NAVIGATE the system and EDUCATE the nurses and the Pet Shop Boys.
In 2008 do not STAGNATE in Brisbane!
With Heather and Andrew happily settled, dispersed, DISSEMINATED it was time to RELOCATE to Maleny, where there are
·        Yoga classes in which to ELONGATE,
·        A lovely acre in which to MEDITATE and VEGETATE.
·        Aqua aerobics to ACCELERATE,
·        GARDEN CLUB, to comprehend and NEGOTIATE,
·        Regular occasions, like this, to CELEBRATE, MASTICATE and LIBATE with MATES.
All to ward off what old age may DISINTEGRATE.

But wait, I hesitate, BUT the Twidles don’t.
Instead of RUMINATING, cryptic crosswords are PLACATING, the ever downward spiral of the DISINTEGRATING bod.
NOW
Let’s not PROCRASTINATE.
And let us charge our tea cups
To VALIDATE Rosey’s life and values,
To AUTHENTICATE all our treasured friendships with her.
And COMMEMORATE in 201 EIGHT


Happy birthday. Rosemary,
From
Ann and Don Lear